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Birds ruined my life.
Any time a bird craps on my car,
I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch,
just to show them what I’m capable of.
Birds…lucky…attend concerts for free.
Something quietly magnificent about a chickadee.
I was wondering if they had eyelashes,
if they blinked snow off them in the morning…
The air is bone chilling, the wind brutal;
very touching question, do birds get cold?
To conserve heat, a varied thrush shields his feet
with his belly.
Will birds eat cranberries?
Leaving the holiday berry spray
for the freezing cold robins to pilfer;
Someone cares for the little wild things.
Save the birds, save the world.